The Modern Worship Creed

I realised that this was on the old blog - which is dead - and think it belongs in a place where it can be seen, scorned and criticised....

I believe in Sung Worship, the Songs Almighty,
the Hymns of heaven and earth,
and in Singing, its only form, our platform:

It was conceived of the Psalms,
born of John Wesley,
suffered under Noel Richards,
was crucified, died, and was buried.

It descended into hell

In the early 90's it arose again from the dead.

It ascended into industry
and is sung at the ice hockey stadiums around America
whence it shall stay to bore the living and the dead.

I believe in the Stage, 

the holy Christian bookshop,
the albums of compilation,
the supremecy of events,
the globalisation of the church,
and repeating choruses ad infinitum.

Amen.